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You’re Afraid of What?! part 2 August 14, 2007

Posted by psmc in humor, Language.
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In case you wanted to know….

Photografiakremazophobia – Fear of hanging pictures on the walls of your home.

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You’re afraid of what???? August 1, 2007

Posted by psmc in humor, Language, Uncategorized.
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The other day the subject of phobias came up. If your phobia is severe enough, you can get disability for it. The discussion arose because someone we know seemingly develops phobias for no apparent reason then gets over them to be replaced by another. I did a little research, partly to be prepared with the next phobic problem and to see if maybe there is one we can get disability for. There are a LOT of phobias out there. Here are but a few.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. I know a lot of people like this
Androphobia or Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions. this one seems sensible
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist’s dummies
Barophobia- Fear of gravity. I suppose these people prefer to fly off into space
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements. seems reasonable
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins. I bet they dont watch Jay Leno
Genophobia- Fear of sex. I bet they DO watch Jay Leno…a lot
Genuphobia- Fear of knees. Is genugenohobia fear of sex on your knees?
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women. Gynogenogenuphobia fear of sex on knees with women ??
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms. again seems reasonable
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. This be a good scrabble word
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers. I bet they won’t be reading this
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons. again seems reasonable
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating Okay these last two are just down right silly
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.